I'm Obese.

Sometimes I wake up to random songs in my head, and I'm always thinking of funnier song lyrics instead of what they are singing. Here's one of them, to the tune of "Imma Be" by Black Eyed Peas. COPYRIGHT! ©

I'm obese, I'm obese, ima ima I'm obese

I'm obese, I'm obese, ima ima I'm obese

I'm obese, I'm obese, ima ima I'm obese

I'm ob-be-be-be im I'm obese

I'm ob-be-be-be im I'm obese

Imma be at the next buffet

Imma be droolin' at the dessert bay

Imma be chuggin me some Mountain-Mountain Dew

Imma be full from all the food I'm gonna chew

Imma be up in Mickey D's

Eatin oreo flurries

And maybe a double-double cheese cause

Imma be eatin some fries

You gonna hear me "super size"

Imma be eatin them chips

Wipin my mouth and chins

Imma be the fattest chick (so fat!)

Imma be eatin chicken wings

Imma be dippin onion rings (dip it dip it) okay!

Imma Imma eatin this plate

Imma Imma Imma be eating that plate

It's fatty fat fat

Imma Imma eat me some steak

The Sizzler restaurant can't keep me away!

I'm obese, I'm obese, ima ima I'm obese

I'm obese, I'm obese, ima ima I'm obese

(Big baby big big) ima ima I'm obese

(A pig baby check me out) be ima ima I'm obese

(The last drop never stop) be be ima ima I'm obese

I'm ob-be-be-be im I'm obese

(Ima be freakin fat) ima ima I'm obese

I'm ob-be-be-be im I'm obese

Ima be upgradin robes and mumus

Ima be gettin extra large in my shoes

Ima be trying to see my toes

Ima be washin myself with a hose

Ima be thunder thighs watch my belly rise

No not with breathin just from me eatin

Ima be big from my diabetes

Ima be pourin sugar on my Wheaties

Honey and jam baby goin on my toast

I don't really mind if it gets on my clothes

Imma be ima be ima I'm ima be (big baby)

Imma be ima be ima I'm ima be

Sick from the food and the goal was to eat the whole bowl

Ima need some Pepto, Ima need some mo

Reason that I ordered all my food for "to-go"?

Ima shove all of it in my piehole

Ima be up in my house

Eatin whatever I like

Ima be eatin that nacho cheese

Eatin it every day of my life

Oh lets make this last forever

Goin on a milkshake bender

On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and...

Ima be eatin like this

Philly Cheese smothered in swiss

Munchin and scarfin like a slob

Eatin like it's my job

I don't care if it's old and stuff

Cold or hot or it's soft or tough

Finish it all, I'm not full enough

A million plus spent on greasy junk

I'm obese

I'm obese

I'm obese

I'm obese

Ima be eatin that fast food

Ima be eatin that food food (x4)

(Whip.....cream.....crave it)

I'm obese

I'm obese

I'm obese

(Nau-nau-seous)

Ima ima ima be eatin it

Don't care that my pants just split

E-A-T is definite

Hope that I do not vomit

Future is I'll probably be

at the nearest KFC

Bucket or a family feast

Throwin trash in my backseat

Across town is a Wendy's

Have room for a large Frosty

Hamburger, why not three

Throw on there some extra cheese

Reese's, Milky Way, Hershey's

In my purse for emergencies

Every day, you will see

Eatin food like I'm obese!

I'm obese